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LEARN TO EDGE & GOON

Learning to edge is crucial to increasing the amount of time spent on your penis. To edge your penis, masturbate as you would normally, right up to just before the point of no return, then, just before it’s too late, let go of your cock, and let the orgasm recede. Enjoy the comedown for a few seconds or minutes, then resume stroking. Repeat ad nauseum. You’ll probably cum the first few times. That’s okay, just keep trying. In time you’ll gain an expert level of understanding of your cock and will learn to stop the orgasm milliseconds before it’s too late, or even to ejaculate without orgasm!

You may also start to lose the ability to stay quiet, moaning and making noises with your tongue sticking out, only able to focus on your fist around your cock and the pleasure running up your shaft. This is the goon state: the ultimate goal for most long term edgers!

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SELF ISOLATE

Learning to edge is crucial to increasing the amount of time spent on your penis. To edge your penis, masturbate as you would normally, right up to just before the point of no return, then, just before it’s too late, let go of your cock, and let the orgasm recede. Enjoy the comedown for a few seconds or minutes, then resume stroking. Repeat ad nauseum. You’ll probably cum the first few times. That’s okay, just keep trying. In time you’ll gain an expert level of understanding of your cock and will learn to stop the orgasm milliseconds before it’s too late, or even to ejaculate without orgasm!

You may also start to lose the ability to stay quiet, moaning and making noises with your tongue sticking out, only able to focus on your fist around your cock and the pleasure running up your shaft. This is the goon state: the ultimate goal for most long term edgers!

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BUILD A PORN MACHINE

Porn collecting has a historied pastime among masturbators. While some masturbators may feel porn is not a necessary part of their penis pleasure, few can say masturbating without is a better experience. Porn lets us enjoy our fantasies made manifest, with beautiful people doing the naughty things that make our cocks drip. As you spend more and more time with penis, you may find yourself wanting to make sure you have your favorite pics and videos at your disposal anytime you need. For some, this means a hidden file on their phone with a handful of sultry images. For others, this need manifests in a massive purpose-built computer with several screens and an intricate file sorting system dedicated solely to collecting and organizing their porn. Either way, always having the best porn handy is a great way to ensure your desire to spend more time with penis only grows!

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BOND WITH PORN BROS

Now that you’re spending so much time alone with penis, you may start to find yourself feeling a bit lonely, but fret not! There are millions of other men just as in love with their cocks wanting to bond with other brothers through porn and masturbation. The penis masturbation brotherhood is bigger than most know. Make a profile on Bateworld and meet other masturbators. Head over to Discord and join porn sharing servers. There are so many ways to meet and bond with other masturbators. You need never feel alone!

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SLEEP LESS FOR PENIS

You probably already don’t get enough sleep. Our society has taught us to see less sleep as more productive. You slavishly show your devotion to your employer by modifying your sleep schedule to meet their needs. Why not show this same devotion to your own sexual health and penis needs instead? Don’t lose sleep for something that takes advantage of you; lose sleep to worship porn! Porn’s only goal is to make you and your penis feel as much pleasure as possible, and a couple hours of sleep is a small price to pay to thank porn!

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EMBRACE YOUR BATE STINK

Decent hygiene is important for health, but bathing EVERY SINGLE DAY can really cut into your masturbation time, and it really isn’t necessary. Truth is, most men secretly like our own stink. Our natural scent is indicative of a healthy body and reproductive prowess, full of pheromones for attracting sexual partners. What masturbator wouldn’t want to make sure his penis is healthy and pleasure inducing? Take pride in your natural body as you express yourself through penis!

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LESS WORK, MORE PENIS

Have you ever thought: “I could masturbate so much more if I just worked less”? For those of us dedicated to masturbation and pornography, careers focused on money or political power just don’t have much appeal. We generally only work to get our bills paid off, that way we can rush home and spend all our time masturbating. If your lifestyle can support it, get yourself scheduled fewer hours or seek alternative employment in order to better cater to your masturbation and porn-centered lifestyle!

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DOWNSHIFT

Personal isolation. Sleeping and working less. Embracing a more natural state of human hygiene. These are just a few parts of what masturbators have termed “downshifting”. Downshifting is when we work to simplify and ease our daily lives in ways that permit us more time and freedom to masturbate. Examples include:

• Moving closer to work to reduce your commute

• Moving into a smaller apartment to save on money and living space maintenance

• Showering and doing laundry less to lower utility bills

• Spending more time alone with online porn bros and penis instead of spending money during nights out with friends and colleagues

Some may worry this is a step too far, but worry not. Fear is natural when we undergo big life changes. Look at this as a creative opportunity to construct your future around porn and masturbation!

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WATCH FILTHIER PORN

One of the best things about porn is that porn always has something new and exciting to show us. We will never get bored with porn. There is always something to excite and trigger our penises again. Here is your opportunity to open yourself up to all porn has to offer. Check out that fetish you’ve always felt a little silly or guilty about. Find communities where you can discuss your niche porn interests. Build a collection of the amazing rare porn you find. Don’t be afraid to explore! Let your mind run wild with your craziest fantasies as the tentacles of porn worship and compulsive masturbation reach ever deeper into your endorphin saturated brain!

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ENCOURAGE OTHER MASTURBATORS

Congratulations on becoming a masturbation master! As you continue to chat and worship with other masturbator brothers, you will inevitably meet those with less experience or more reticence to live this lifestyle. As proud masturbators, it’s important that we always encourage masturbation in others! Hit up your brothers and remind them to masturbate. Send them porn to trigger them throughout their day. As brothers in penis, we must always keep each other’s minds focused on masturbation. We all deserve to live life knowing penis bliss, and we owe it to penis to pay it forward!

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